People keep asking me, for no apparent reason, how to win a woman’s heart.
This is an easy one. I can’t figure why there are so many books on the subject.
So, how would I a woo a woman?
Simple, cook for her. A well-cooked meal will make a woman’s heart flutter.
Continue to prepare her dinners fit for the gods. She will love you devotedly all your life.
And oh, as my Grandma Anna used to say, “An outstanding chef will leave the kitchen as clean at the end as when he started.”
So if you clean up as you go, your everlasting love will be the greatest of all time. Just like Romeo and Juliet.
But they both killed themselves. Oh well, maybe you should make a little mess. Or just eat out.
Bother.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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