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Author: Leslie Handler

Leslie is an internationally syndicated columnist for Senior Wire and a Society of Newspaper Columnists award winner. She is a frequent contributor to WHYY's Newsworks, and has written for such publications as The Philadelphia Inquirer, Purple Clover, and The Huffington Post. Leslie currently lives smack dab between Philadelphia and New York City with husband Marty, dogs Maggie, Hazel, and Ginger, a collection of fish, said husband's cockatoo who she's been trying to roast for dinner for the last 34 years, and a few occasional uninvited guests. You may follow her blog and read published essays at: LeslieGoesBoom.com. Her first book,Rats, Mice and Other Things You Can't Take to the Bank is now available on Amazon.

Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?

April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 Leslie Handler

    My adult daughter recently told me that she “pulled a mom.” “Go ahead,” I said on the phone.  “Tell me what you did.” She proceeded to explain that she was running a 10k.  […]

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Good Clean Funaging, baby boomers, boomers, humor

I Found The Fountain of Youth

September 10, 2018 Leslie Handler

  In my twenties, which was in the eighties, I played cassettes and made mix tapes.  In my thirties, which was in the nineties, I played cd’s and burned my favorite tunes onto them.  Then […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funaging, Fountain of Youth, humor, music, youth

Toxic, Tea Lights and TP

July 3, 2018July 3, 2018 Leslie Handler

(For Donna’s ant spray, lighter, and TP challenge) I never have been able to figure it out.  Every time you hear about a storm on the way everyone rushes to the grocery store.  I understand […]

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Everyday Lifefunny, humor, satire, storms, supplies, toilet paper

Weather Has Left The Build…er…City

January 9, 2018 Leslie Handler

So today, my weather ap says that it’s a balmy forty-two degrees outside.  But the other day, when I opened up that ap to see how cold it was, I discovered that we actually had […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBaby it's cold outside, cold, degrees, weather

The Mysterious Chirp

November 30, 2017December 1, 2017 Leslie Handler

As a wedding gift, one of our friends gave us a sweet little white cockatiel. We would leave its cage door open and it would fly right to us if we called it by name.  […]

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My Mysterious Mind

September 29, 2017September 30, 2017 Leslie Handler

The saying goes that God works in mysterious ways.  Personally, I think it’s my mind that works in mysterious ways.  I’ve started to wonder about a lot of weird stuff lately.  So here’s how my […]

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean Funfunny, humor, musings

What Airline?

September 25, 2017September 26, 2017 Leslie Handler

  You know you’re old when you go to the airport and you don’t even recognize the names of the airlines anymore.  What the heck happened to Braniff and TWA?  While trying to find an […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funairlines, flying, travel boomers

Wealth: The Saga Coninues

September 22, 2017September 25, 2017 Leslie Handler

For Your Daily Chuckle:  go ahead, laugh at my life!   If you were kind enough to read yesterday’s essay on Wealth, please go back and read the new ending:  Ending The Saga     […]

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Wealth

September 21, 2017September 25, 2017 Leslie Handler

This week, I realized just how wealthy I’ve become.  To explain this newfound wealth, you need to know a little more about me.  You see, I am a dog lover, not just any dog lover, […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledogs, puppies, wealth

LEAKS!

September 13, 2017 Leslie Handler

  Women leak.  Men don’t have this problem.   Women just plain leak from every orifice.  When we have babies, our boobs leak.  We go out, we look down, and lo and behold, we have […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Lifehumor, menopause, women

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