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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/23/21

August 29, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about United Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Technologyairlines, covid, headlines, humor, news, parody, satire

Thank You for Losing My Luggage

October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Tim Jones

[The following is a true story.] Dear United Airlines Customer Severance Department, I’m sorry. Did I write Customer Severance? Silly me. I meant “Customer Service.” Just like your airline meant to get my luggage from […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleair travel, airlines, lost luggage, United Airlines

Federal Covert Weight Reduction Program

October 6, 2017October 9, 2017 Roger Hollis

I recently saw a news item about the airline industry. According to the report, airlines are again looking for ways to fit more passengers into their airplanes Evidently, they have cut back on the number […]

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1 CommentFictionairlines, cartoons, humor, humoroutcasts, Roger Hollis, Travel, weight

What Airline?

September 25, 2017September 26, 2017 Leslie Handler

  You know you’re old when you go to the airport and you don’t even recognize the names of the airlines anymore.  What the heck happened to Braniff and TWA?  While trying to find an […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funairlines, flying, travel boomers

Now Boarding

January 2, 2017January 2, 2017 Howard Fishman

The incoming flight had been delayed over three hours. I’d already stuffed myself with every ounce of gluten and sugar I could find at O’Hare. Not a shred of self-discipline or pride remained as I […]

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Everyday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funairlines, airports, flights, O'Hare, O'Hare Airport

Flying Coach vs. First Class

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016 Tim Jones

I have flown all over the world – to Europe, to China, and against my better judgment, once to Scranton, PA. But I’ve never flown first class. I had a boss who flew first class […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleair travel, airlines, Coach, first class, flying

A Survival Guide for coping with air travel

September 22, 2015September 22, 2015 Tim Jones

When Orville Wright first took flight over the beaches of Kitty Hawk, NC in 1903, he couldn’t have imagined that a century later, millions of people the world over would be getting into shouting matches […]

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2 CommentsLifestyleairlines, business travel, Travel

A Survival Guide for coping with air travel

March 10, 2015March 2, 2015 Tim Jones

When Orville Wright first took flight over the beaches of Kitty Hawk, NC in 1903, he couldn’t have imagined that a century later, millions of people the world over would be getting into shouting matches […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airlines, Travel, Vacation

Folks, We Have Some Rough Air Ahead

September 10, 2014September 10, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Boeing is now selling a plane called the 737MAX200, which sounds like one of those high-alcohol drinks in the big threatening cans you see in 7-11. This puppy really packs ‘em in, having 11 more […]

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I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane, Don’t Know When I’ll Be Home Again. Seriously.

August 28, 2014August 28, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I’ll be flying cross-country next week, so you can bet your back-hair that this story caught my attention: The fight started when the male passenger, seated in a middle seat of row 12, used the […]

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11 CommentsFictionairlines, knee space

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