Folks, We Have Some Rough Air Ahead
Boeing is now selling a plane called the 737MAX200, which sounds like one of those high-alcohol drinks in the big threatening cans you see in 7-11. This puppy really packs ‘em in, having 11 more […]
Tag: airlines
I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane, Don’t Know When I’ll Be Home Again. Seriously.
I’ll be flying cross-country next week, so you can bet your back-hair that this story caught my attention: The fight started when the male passenger, seated in a middle seat of row 12, used the […]
Back Again
If you still doubt the reality of reincarnation, consider this: the great comedic actor Chris Farley died in 1997. Shortly thereafter, in 2000, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford won his first City Council seat. Yup, Chris […]
Six Best Jobs To Do While Tripping
Let’s face it: a mellow dose of good clean LSD, or a couple of handfuls of crunchy liberty cap mushrooms can really put a little spring in your step and just the right amount sparkle […]
Our Textbooks Never Mentioned Any Of This
I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]
Preferred Access
Before a recent flight home I sat at the gate, waiting to board my plane. An airline employee called for First Class customers to board and then called for the “Preferred Access” customers to load […]
First Gas Upgrade
I was recently directed to this hard-hitting news piece regarding flatulence on airlines. Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas […]
Time To Admit We’re All Turkeys
When culture-clashes flare, I tend to root for the liberal team over the conservative one. For me it’s a lot like being a sports fan – I’d much rather support a team that’s going to […]
The Daredevil That Lurks Within
I am a closet daredevil. What does that mean? It means I would love to climb Mt. Everest, hang glide across the Grand Canyon, fly a motorcycle across 15 cars, surf a massive wave, jump […]