Posts Tagged ‘ hotels ’

Donald Trump Space Cadet

April 5, 2019
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Was it in a tweet or rambling, wild discourse That the President announced a new Space Force? Why the push for such a costly, odd resource? A new role for Trump, with more false claims,…

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Syrupy Egg Puffs, Bikinis, and Blockhead Llamas

March 20, 2015
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Syrupy Egg Puffs, Bikinis, and Blockhead Llamas

Brazilian Dessert PAPO DE ANJO (syrupy egg puffs) INGREDIENTS 1 cup water 1 cinnamon stick 3 cloves 1¾ cups confectioner’s sugar ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 9 egg yolks 1 egg white no-stick spray 1 tablespoon…

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Steaming Hot Hotel Deals

February 5, 2015
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Steaming Hot Hotel Deals

With the movie version of 50 Shades Of Grey dropping on Valentines Day, hotels are offering movie-themed packages to draw customers. The B Ocean Resort in Fort Lauderdale is offering a collection of steamy amenities…

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Your First Shower is Free, After That It’s $12.50

September 11, 2013
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Your First Shower is Free, After That It’s $12.50

John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 16, 2013
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied,…

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The Death Of Surprise

June 17, 2013
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My wife and I recently visited with old friends in the San Francisco Bay area. After a week on the outskirts of the city we headed downtown to meet one of my sisters. So we…

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Good Hotels

June 14, 2012
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I’ve watched so many CSI’s that if I walk into a hotel bathroom and there’s no dead body wedged beside the toilet I think, “Pfft, some hotel.” Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll…

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The Divorce Hotel

June 1, 2012
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Thanks to a company in the Netherlands, couples in the United States can now visit a hotel for a new type of secret rendezvous: a divorce. The Divorce Hotel, which is already popular in Europe,…

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Norway: A Great Place to Do Time

March 2, 2012
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Norway, the country which is arguably the kindest country on the planet and which has not produced a mean person since the day of the Vikings, has just opened a prison that provides its inmates…

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Curious Over Keurig

February 6, 2012
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Can someone please explain the Keurig coffeemaker to me? I know the coffee is good, but one cup at a time does not sate my caffeine lust.  I need a pot of coffee to make…

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