Unicorn Bites 1/16/14
When I picked up my 3-year-old daughter from daycare, a little boy said, “She’s my girlfriend.” It was cute, but I still maced him. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2014 My goal in life […]
Tag: blow-up doll
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]
Songs about guys and dolls
Thirsty Dave is a well-intentioned drinker of drink but he’s as mean as a really mean person who doesn’t like spending any money at all. Scurvy Jane is a collector of knowledge, songs about guys […]