NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX? I CAN HELP.
When I stumbled upon evidence that the man I’d loved and trusted for 20 years had a secret girlfriend for the past 10 of those years, he tried to deny it. “We never had sex!” […]
When I stumbled upon evidence that the man I’d loved and trusted for 20 years had a secret girlfriend for the past 10 of those years, he tried to deny it. “We never had sex!” […]
DEAR GABBY: My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it into a banana crème pie and throw it at her. Is this unusual? DEAR BANANA BOY: Not at all. “fruit […]
I got an unexpected package in the mail a while back. Because I’m a book reviewer, I somehow ended up on the list of folks who get review copies from Cleis Press, a publisher of […]
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]