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How Parents Around The World Explain ‘The Birds And The Bees’ To Their Children

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 rfreed

At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task […]

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Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Advice Columnist

September 3, 2015September 3, 2015 Roz Warren

DEAR GABBY:  My wife  wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it into a banana crème pie and throw it at her. Is this unusual? DEAR BANANA BOY: Not at all. “fruit […]

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