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Flying Coach vs. First Class

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016 Tim Jones

I have flown all over the world – to Europe, to China, and against my better judgment, once to Scranton, PA. But I’ve never flown first class. I had a boss who flew first class […]

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Preferred Access

September 16, 2013September 16, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Before a recent flight home I sat at the gate, waiting to board my plane. An airline employee called for First Class customers to board and then called for the “Preferred Access” customers to load […]

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First Gas Upgrade

March 8, 2013March 8, 2013 Richard Spall

I was recently directed to this hard-hitting news piece regarding flatulence on airlines. Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleairlines, first class, flatulence, flying, ideal gas law, manners, offend

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