I’ll be flying cross-country next week, so you can bet your back-hair that this story caught my attention:
The fight started when the male passenger, seated in a middle seat of row 12, used the Knee Defender to stop the woman in front of him from reclining while he was on his laptop, according to a law enforcement official…
Why do I keep reading about unimportant things like Climate Change and not this? The Knee Defender is the ultimate in Sit Your Ground and it only costs $22. It reflects that take-matters-into-your-own-hands spirit exemplified by American revolutionaries kicking British butt at Bunker Hill. It’s totally American.
But the woman wishing to recline failed to see this. So she threw water on the guy behind her. The flight attendant tried to get the guy to remove his lockable Freedom Clamps, but she didn’t have much leverage.
“What are you gonna do?” the guy probably reasoned, “withhold my bag of peanuts?”
The plane rerouted, landed, and the combatants were arrested. The remaining passengers got to their destination a mere 1hr, 40 minutes later, a small price to pay for preserving freedom. And the guy? He’s facing a $25,000 fine for an incident provoked by his $22 purchase. That kind of math is totally American.
But getting serious for a moment, these diversions are hugely expensive to airlines and inconvenient to passengers. So here’s a constructive idea — why don’t airlines keep to the original flight plan and just make people like Laptop-Guy sit in a bathroom for the remainder of the flight. Once enough people show up, Laptop-Guy will learn just how valuable his original space was, regardless of its miniscule size.
This leads to two very important conclusions:
1) Since most airlines ban the Knee Defender, you need to travel with Super-Glu.
2) Airlines need to take note of this incident and stop serving water.