One Word Haikus

Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]
Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]
She opened the door and screeched. The beast of a man lunged at her as she pulled back into her apartment. He pursued her, leaving a trail of wreckage in his wake. The woman […]
First, there were the Cicadas shedding their skin and grossing out the non-bug loving world, and now there are tarantulas – horny tarantulas to be precise who are looking to find a mate and take […]
I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]
I found an amazing cure for world hunger. It’s called “food.” When starving people eat it, it eliminates their starvation 100% of the time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2013 Boss: Do […]