Humor Meets Horror – The Sniper’s Vigil, or A Close One
She opened the door and screeched. The beast of a man lunged at her as she pulled back into her apartment. He pursued her, leaving a trail of wreckage in his wake. The woman […]
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Tarantula Dating in the 21st Century
First, there were the Cicadas shedding their skin and grossing out the non-bug loving world, and now there are tarantulas – horny tarantulas to be precise who are looking to find a mate and take […]
Our Textbooks Never Mentioned Any Of This
I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]
Unicorn Bites 9/20/13
I found an amazing cure for world hunger. It’s called “food.” When starving people eat it, it eliminates their starvation 100% of the time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2013 Boss: Do […]