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Come See the Paris Festival.

January 19, 2017January 19, 2017 Pete.Shearer

Instead of the inauguration, why not attend the Philadelphia Orchestra for the Paris Festival. Starting with the second week, they will be showcasing the works of Maurice Ravel, with the highlight being his Bolero, which […]

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Humor Meets Horror – The Sniper’s Vigil, or A Close One

October 14, 2016October 14, 2016 Pete.Shearer

  She opened the door and screeched. The beast of a man lunged at her as she pulled back into her apartment. He pursued her, leaving a trail of wreckage in his wake. The woman […]

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The Last Train

October 1, 2016October 2, 2016 Pete.Shearer

This is our first entry for 4th Annual Humor Meets Horror month which will run through October. Readers might see horror, thriller, mystery or dark posts here to celebrate the month of ghosts, goblins and […]

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Berries

September 22, 2016September 22, 2016 Pete.Shearer

It all started out with plain curiosity. Bernie and his wife just moved to the area. They originally hailed from Poland. Now that they had retired, they wanted to move and decided America was the […]

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Littering Larry

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 Pete.Shearer

INT. PRISON CELL Brightly lit and somewhat clean, but bland and a bit depressing. A guard walks in from stage right with a nebbish inmate, WINSTON. He guides him to the cell. There’s a small […]

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Gustaf Tries

September 8, 2016 Pete.Shearer

They finally did it. It had been only two weeks since the time machine was completed. After years of top secret government-funded research, it had yet to be unveiled to the public. Only a select […]

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Lord Haversby

September 1, 2016September 1, 2016 Pete.Shearer

Lord Haversby has arrived, Christie Donaldson repeated to herself. She loved England. At the age of six, she watched Pride & Prejudice and was enchanted by Mr. Darcy. His charming, suave demeanor melted more than […]

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3 CommentsFictionairplane, England, fiction, pub

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