For the holiday season, I have decided to turn over a new leaf and be helpful to Trump. I know; it’s such a departure for me, but as this investigation drones on and his fate […]
INT. PRISON CELL Brightly lit and somewhat clean, but bland and a bit depressing. A guard walks in from stage right with a nebbish inmate, WINSTON. He guides him to the cell. There’s a small […]
Another selection for our Humor Meets Horror Month. And this is creepy – Donna. Chester reached behind him, smiling the whole time. “I bought these for you,” he said, pulling the bouquet of flowers […]
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Infomercial hawker Kevin Trudeau, whose books Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About and the New York Time Best Seller, The Weight Loss Cure ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About was sentenced […]
HO– USE FOR SALE: This elegant beauty has it all: 8 bedrooms, 10 baths, a movie theater, bowling lanes, and an Olympic-sized indoor swimming pool. It even has a separate sauna where your girlfriend and […]
Forget Elvis for a moment, because Netflix and writer/producer Jenji Kohan have made a new kind of jailhouse rock without a sexy singer swiveling his hips. As the success of Orange Is the New Black […]
Just heard that 250 Taliban inmates have escaped from a prison in Pakistan. What do you expect when you let prisoners dress in sheets?
On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps […]
Judging by O.J. Simpson’s appearance in court yesterday, even the prisons in Vegas have buffets.