HO– USE FOR SALE: This elegant beauty has it all: 8 bedrooms, 10 baths, a movie theater, bowling lanes, and an Olympic-sized indoor swimming pool. It even has a separate sauna where your girlfriend and […]
Did you know that people who fail to close the lid on the toilet seat don’t go to hell? Nope, they bypass that step, get reincarnated, and then land jobs in advertising. But they get […]
I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013 I don’t worry about […]
The government seems to know everything about us. Today I’m turning the tables and setting forth rebuttal queries about intimate aspects of presidential life. Here’s what I want to know: 1. If, as the President, you spill chocolate milk on Mrs. Lincoln’s hand-sewn […]
If you want to protect your privacy and make sure the NSA isn’t checking your internet activity and never finds you, go back to MySpace. You’ll be safe there.
“Get off my back”, the founders meant, Dispose of unfair government! You dare and ask me for ID, My skin is white, oh can’t you see? And though my judgment proves erratic, Don’t try to […]