We often think we know the purpose for things which, in reality, serve an entirely different purpose. For example, we think casinos exist to devour social security checks so that people can have gainful employment. […]
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British Entree BUBBLE AND SQUEAK INGREDIENTS 4 potatoes ½ head cabbage 4 ounces bacon 2 celery stalks 1 onion 2 ½ tablespoons butter 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt PREPARATION Peel potatoes. Cut each potato […]
I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013 I don’t worry about […]
It takes a lot of beer to gain Thirsty Dave’s respect but we buy him lots of beer so we have keg-fulls of his respect as well as keg-fulls of beer. Never let it be said […]
I want, you want, we all want and that’s just the way things are so get over it. I’m not going to blame Bon Jovi on this but I’ll blame them on something later on. […]
A kid in China sold his kidney so he could buy an iPhone and a iPad. Geez, Apple, would it kill you to have a sale every once in a while?
Apparently, the new iPad’s screen will be so clear, you’ll actually be able to see the emotional scars on your favourite porn stars