Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/22/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “Snoop Loopz,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release […]
British Sperm Bank: Wanker Shortage
UK NATIONAL SPERM BANK COMPLAIN: NOT ENOUGH WANKERS Did you catch that, fertile Brits? Your national sperm bank is bitchin’ ‘bout you not contributing. The Guardian was told the sperm bank in Birmingham is woefully […]
The Race Driver vs the Pocket Commando
THE NASCAR DRIVER VS THE POCKET COMMANDO In the world of NASCAR, a race driver, Kurt Busch, in defending himself against a domestic abuse charge says his petite girlfriend he was accused of battering, is […]
Unicorn Bites #547
A group of lions is called a pride. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of NASCAR fans is called a trailer park. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2014 We’d have […]
It’s Not My Fault! It’s the Elf on the Shelf!
How do you know it’s the day after Halloween? Every suburban strip mall blitzes red and green, and declares that evil is SO yesterday and all the cool people are now into elves and eggnog. […]
Talladega Tag-A-Long
Talladega and NASCAR got together this weekend. What you might not know is Harlequin Romances and NASCAR have also joint ventured. Here’s the story: Fabio in the Fast Lane Guess what? Harlequin Romance is teaming […]
Unicorn Bites 9/26/13
I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013 I don’t worry about […]
Sports Not to Play on Mother’s Day
SPORTS NOT TO PLAY ON MOTHER’S DAY Ann Curry gets fired but Seth Curry graduates and Stephen Curry gets hot enough to bring the Warriors a victory so you could say Sonya Curry had a […]