The Place to Take a Humor Break
Millions of elves on the shelf were recalled to the North Pole after a blistering report surfaced which uncovered a staggering number of illicit activities performed in a clandestine fashion under cover of night. According […]
#12 – My Elf On The Shelf no longer has to outdo all the other freaking Elves On Everyone Else’s Shelves. My Elf is worn out and he’d rather indulge in a glass of Christmas […]
How do you know it’s the day after Halloween? Every suburban strip mall blitzes red and green, and declares that evil is SO yesterday and all the cool people are now into elves and eggnog. […]
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]