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Millions of Shelf Elves Recalled To North Pole After Shocking Report

December 22, 2014December 22, 2014 Richard Spall

Millions of elves on the shelf were recalled to the North Pole after a blistering report surfaced which uncovered a staggering number of illicit activities performed in a clandestine fashion under cover of night. According […]

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2 CommentsFictionChristmas, CPSC, elf on the shelf, North Pole, Santa

12 Reasons I’m Glad Christmas Is Over

January 2, 2014 Cathy Cantu

#12 – My Elf On The Shelf no longer has to outdo all the other freaking Elves On Everyone Else’s Shelves.  My Elf is worn out and he’d rather indulge in a glass of Christmas […]

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6 CommentsEveryday LifeChristmas, Christmas songs, elf on the shelf, happy holidays, nativity scene, relatives visiting for holidays, TV Christmas specials

It’s Not My Fault! It’s the Elf on the Shelf!

December 3, 2013 Cathy Cantu

How do you know it’s the day after Halloween?  Every suburban strip mall blitzes red and green, and declares that evil is SO yesterday and all the cool people are now into elves and eggnog.  […]

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Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf

December 6, 2012December 6, 2012 Tor Constantino

To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean FunChristmas, deception, elf on the shelf, family, funny, helium balloons, holidays, lies, macy's thanksgiving day parade, Santa Claus

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