The Infernal Verities
I know what the facts are, only I know all the facts. I make bold pronouncements — and see how my base reacts? It doesn’t matter whether what I say […]
Tag: lies
Unicorn Bites #551
2-year-old: I don’t want to eat my pork chop! Me: Name one thing that’s wrong with it. 2-year-old: It’s not pizza. Touché. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2014 500,000 teens followed a random Target […]
Secrets and Lies
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
Life is too short for this.
I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she […]
Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
The Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth?
“Tell me the truth” is one of the most common requests on the planet because we all think we want the truth. That is until we hear the truth and then our next question becomes, “Are you lying?” […]