Life is too short for this.

I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she spoke with her mouth. Seven hours it took! That’s the same as 25% of an entire day! Life is too short for this. If she harbored hopes for an engagement ring, those hopes have long since gone and I seriously doubt if they’ll return in this lifetime. To make matters worse and add massive insult to massive injury, she only went and told Scurvy Jane about it:


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8 thoughts on “Life is too short for this.”

    1. That’s how Thirsty Dave became the excuse of a man that is today what with the arriving in bars, hours before the rest of us!

  1. But … but … don’t you know how urgent it is for us to look just right? If the hair, dress and makeup aren’t perfect … oh, it’s too horrible to say.

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