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Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf

December 6, 2012December 6, 2012 Tor Constantino

To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]

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