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Blond James Bond Jokes

January 24, 2018
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A dastardly plot to undermine the success of the latest James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has been discovered. Craig, being blond and one of the few actual Britishers to play the super agent, has…

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Doctor … Who is a Woman?

July 20, 2017
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Doctor Who fans are aghast, or deliriously happy, that the show’s main character is having a sex change. Non-Doctor Who fans are saying the same thing they always say when they hear details about the…

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Kovaleski… Fred Kovaleski

June 9, 2014
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Silliman on Sports KOVALESKI… FRED KOVALESKI He’s sprier than you and he’s spy-er than you. Eighty nine year old Fred Kovaleski can play tennis better than you, most of you, anyway. He’s the best 85-and-older…

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Cooking Basics: Cheerios

March 31, 2014
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Cooking Basics: Cheerios

American Breakfast CHEERIOS Every budding chef, whether five years old or fifty, must start somewhere. Why not with this confidence builder? INGREDIENTS 1 bowlful CheeriosTM 1 bowlful milk, 1 pint maybe? Pour a bowlful of…

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Maria to Become Sugarpova

August 24, 2013
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Maria to Become Sugarpova

That’s right, our favorite Russian tennis hottie is changing her name to promote her new Bond movie from Sharapova to Sugarpova. We still think pairing her up with 5’8″ Daniel Craig will be a hoot…

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Chatting with Bond Girl Lana Wood

July 25, 2013
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Chatting with Bond Girl Lana Wood

Actress Lana Wood played more than her fair share of sultry bad girls on the big screen, but in real life, she’s someone you’d like to take to lunch. Find out more about Diamonds Are…

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James Bond fails to get a grip on the situation

James Bond fails to get a grip on the situation

I’m used to being as confused as vodka that refuses to freeze but James Bond isn’t. James Bond has seen it all. He’s as cool as a fish that lived in a river for most…

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In My Wildest Dreams

September 24, 2012
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In My Wildest Dreams

Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about something WAY out of any possibility for you, unless you win the Powerball lottery, inherit a fortune or suddenly develop more skills than any known human ever possessed?…

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