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Why I can’t Be a Star in 50 Shades of Grey

February 6, 2015February 6, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

The release of  50 Shades of Grey has the world all aflutter. Frankly, it wasn’t my favorite book. Hey, I’m no prude–sort of. Maybe I’m jealous because I know I couldn’t live in the world […]

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In My Wildest Dreams

September 24, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about something WAY out of any possibility for you, unless you win the Powerball lottery, inherit a fortune or suddenly develop more skills than any known human ever possessed? […]

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