The release of 50 Shades of Grey has the world all aflutter. Frankly, it wasn’t my favorite book. Hey, I’m no prude–sort of. Maybe I’m jealous because I know I couldn’t live in the world described in this book. “Why?” you ask…here is my short list of reasons of why I can’t be a star in 50 Shades of Grey.
1.“I like Spanx” does not have the same meaning for me as it would for Christian Grey.
2. Taking food with me to bed is not about “Giving me some sugar.” It’s literally about giving me some sugar.
3. Doing S & M stuff in a penthouse overlooking a glamorous city is somehow a little sexier than doing it in a four-bedroom split in suburban Philadelphia.
4. The only time I want a blindfold is right before the firing squad shoots
5. Dog toys – sex toys: the eventual mix up would be a relationship killer.
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14 thoughts on “Why I can’t Be a Star in 50 Shades of Grey”
I totally agree with the Spanx. They’re torture to get in and out of as it is!!
So true Deb!! So true!
Frankie & LuLu need to careful not to get #5 mixed up!
I will tell them of your suggestion Bill Y.
I couldn’t be cause I AM a prude! 🙂
And now I want some M&Ms…
HA HA Diane! Damn Paul De Lancey and his M & M’s
I like the M&M stuff, especially the ones with peanuts. Peanut butter filling is my second favorite.
Yum Paul!! Now I am hungry!
Rumor has it that two Doms don’t make a relationship.
I think that is a good rumor!
LOL! Thanks for making the delineation between the Grey World and mine: Spanx versus Spanks.
Oh Suzette, I’m glad I could help!
HA HA! See you could be a star Beth!
In my world, 50 shades of gray refers to my hair.
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