Newton’s Four Laws of Motion
Space rat All of us who stayed awake in high-school learned about Newton’s Four Laws of Motion. They are: 1) A body at rest remains at rest, or if in motion stays in motion at […]
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America to Deploy Lutefisk Defense Shield
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]
Why You Should Never Eat Lutefisk
Lutefisk is an abomination that proves Evil still stalks the land. It offends and destroys all the senses. Sight: It looks like boogers or broiled phlegm. Smell: It reeks like a rat decomposing under the […]
Bubble and squeak and Cockney rhyming slang
British Entree BUBBLE AND SQUEAK INGREDIENTS 4 potatoes ½ head cabbage 4 ounces bacon 2 celery stalks 1 onion 2 ½ tablespoons butter 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt PREPARATION Peel potatoes. Cut each potato […]