Cartoon: Jilly, don’t worry. What difference does it make if I get to it in 6 minutes, 6 days or 6 weeks?

It’s true, half the Earth’s population is upside down. Half the Earth’s planes fly upside down. The photos to the right show all this. It’s proof you cannot deny. Scientists, however, are a fractious bunch. […]
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]