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Tag: Major
Half the World is Upside Down!
It’s true, half the Earth’s population is upside down. Half the Earth’s planes fly upside down. The photos to the right show all this. It’s proof you cannot deny. Scientists, however, are a fractious bunch. […]
America to Deploy Lutefisk Defense Shield
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]