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Yoga Instructor On Energy Drinks

October 19, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Yoga instructor #15 ­ – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.   Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? ­

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle#can, apocalyptic, beneficial, caffeine, Chef Paul, comic chef, cookbook, energy drinks, good food, high energy drinks, instructor, list, Lutheran, so we can see, yoga

Who’s the real shady, the real Slim Shady? Please stand up. and the 10 other greatest unanswered questions in pop music history

July 26, 2020 Paul Lander

Who’s the real shady, the real Slim Shady? Please stand up. and the 10 other greatest unanswered questions in pop music history Who’s the real shady, the real Slim Shady? Please stand up. What did Mama […]

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Independence Day: A Therapist’s Secrets

July 4, 2013July 4, 2013 June O'Hara

A therapist of many years, I’m sharing some interesting psychological insights about the Fourth of July holiday. For instance, you might not know it, but. . . 1. Wearing red, white and blue is often a […]

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Independence Day: What I’d Like To Be Free Of

July 2, 2013July 3, 2013 June O'Hara

I’d like to be free of the apostrophe that renders my name “June O&!#%*Hara.” I’d like to be free of the need to eat after I’ve brushed and flossed for the night. Free of my lust for White Castle and fettucine […]

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Presidential Particulars: Asking The Tough Questions

June 27, 2013 June O'Hara

The government seems to know everything about us. Today I’m turning the tables and setting forth rebuttal queries about intimate aspects of presidential life. Here’s what I want to know: 1. If, as the President, you spill chocolate milk on Mrs. Lincoln’s hand-sewn […]

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The Wife of Jesus

September 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Recently, some ancient parchments were discovered which made several references to the fact that Jesus was married. To a woman. This information has been very shocking to those who have long believed that Jesus hung […]

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Nobody Loves Me

June 26, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]

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