Unicorn Bites 10/13/13

Me: "Brush your teeth." 3-year-old: *lowers her heart-shaped sunglasses* "I can’t, daddy. I’m too busy being cool." I know when I’ve lost. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 13, 2013 Using profanity doesn’t prove […]

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Evolution

You mightn’t believe this and I wouldn’t blame you but the first appearance of the mobile phone was in the 1968 film “Planet of the Apes”. Charlton Heston thought the phone was a gun and […]

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There, problem solved, argument over.

Bill Y wouldn’t be a big fan of conflict, preferring instead to laugh at life through the eyes of a deluded, misunderstood genius who will not give up trying to figure out how those damn […]

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