Evolution
You mightn’t believe this and I wouldn’t blame you but the first appearance of the mobile phone was in the 1968 film “Planet of the Apes”. Charlton Heston thought the phone was a gun and […]
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New Discoveries About Human Evolution
Scientific theories arrive, gain acceptance, and eventually get disproved. At one point in time doctors believed that bleeding a patient would help rid them of a disease. But once enough people bled to death, the […]
Chimp Addicted to Porn
Gina, a chimp residing in the Seville Zoo in Spain, is addicted to porn. Hey, don’t blame the chimp, we’ve all had an unhealthy fixation with filthy videos hd at some point in our lives. […]
There, problem solved, argument over.
Bill Y wouldn’t be a big fan of conflict, preferring instead to laugh at life through the eyes of a deluded, misunderstood genius who will not give up trying to figure out how those damn […]
The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.
Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded […]
Apes Renounce Evolution
A woman in Los Angeles pepper sprayed fellow shoppers waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday so she could get a better shot at an XBOX; a man collapsed in an aisle in a […]
Rick Perry: No Smarter Than a Texas 5th Grader
I think we’re going to get a lot of mileage out of Perry’s foot-in-mouth remarks during this presidential campaign While pressing the flesh in New Hampshire in his campaign for the presidency, Rick Perry of […]
Evolution, Schmevolution
Evolution should be banned. It can’t possible be true. It doesn’t feel right in my gut. I know that God created millions of species perfectly the way they are, many were killed off exactly according […]
Ode to the Texas Sonogram Law
“Get off my back”, the founders meant, Dispose of unfair government! You dare and ask me for ID, My skin is white, oh can’t you see? And though my judgment proves erratic, Don’t try to […]