Gina, a chimp residing in the Seville Zoo in Spain, is addicted to porn. Hey, don’t blame the chimp, we’ve all had an unhealthy fixation with filthy videos hd at some point in our lives. Zoo officials thought it would be nice to give Gina a Freeview TV complete with a remote in her enclosure. Much to the zoo’s surprise, Gina not only didn’t destroy the remote but she mastered how to use it and within days, she kept switching to the porn channel. This brings up so many questions: Is Gina’s affinity for human porn proof of evolution? Is porn making Gina look at humans in a different light? And most important, what are the elephants watching?
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In Gina’s defense, you can only watch so much Lifetime.
Seems to me I’ve met a few apes around here that watched porn.
Maybe she couldn’t understand the plot of Lost and settled on something a bit more intuitive!
Given what’s on the other channels, this makes total sense.
Maybe she can’t understand the plots of the the other shows!
Elephants don’t have the digits to control the remote control. If they did they would surely watch mud wrestling.
The only thing I can say to that observation LB is “thank goodness!”
She might have found it amazing that, compared to most humans she sees fully dressed, they really do have the tools to mate. She’s probably captivated too by how they can peel their “skin” off to expose their tools.