Unicorn Bites 2/27/14

Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]

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Unicorn Bites 10/13/13

Me: "Brush your teeth." 3-year-old: *lowers her heart-shaped sunglasses* "I can’t, daddy. I’m too busy being cool." I know when I’ve lost. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 13, 2013 Using profanity doesn’t prove […]

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