The Bird Man of Trump Tower

Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has […]

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Unicorn Bites 2/27/14

Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]

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