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Pardon My French – 25 Inventions You Didn’t Know Were French

November 22, 2015

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The French are a very talented folk. We owe it to them for coming up with some of the most brilliant ideas and genius innovations, like: photography, antibiotics, Braille, the discovery of Radium and Polonium, and the initial launch of automobile. Not to mention, perhaps less genius but all the more delicious creations, like: Champagne, Camembert, mayonnaise and the nationally treasured (and daily fondled) baguette.

We can give them credit for the concept of cabaret, the hazardous roulette, as well as the cinema. Not counting the parachute, the first airplane, the hot air balloon and the submarine.

Moreover, we can attribute to the French the invention of the bicycle, the taxi and last but not least the sewing machine.

I told you, the French were some gifted folk, and you wouldn’t believe!

Yet nothing beats the most recent inventions, like: the bikini, the polo shirt, neon lighting, the hairdryer and the pencil sharpener.

Apparently, the creator of bikini, Louis Réard, named his 30”- small pièce de résistance after Bikini Atoll, the spot where initial atomic bomb testing took place. He hoped for his creation to become equally shocking and explosive as the nuclear tests. He chose the name deliberately to spite his rival Jacques Heim, who intended to call a similar garment Atome, in honor of the recently discovered atom.

Allegedly, Réard had to hire an exotic dancer named Micheline Bernardini, working at Casino de Paris to model the suit, as no respecting herself Mademoiselle was ready to present the scandalously tiny swimsuit as early as 1946.

The story behind the polo shirt is equally interesting. Although it’s a well-known fact that the British team wore similar shirts to play polo before, it was René Lacoste in 1926, the French seven-time Grand Slam tennis champion behind the first tennis top, as we know it today.

He felt that his usual stiff attire was way too uncomfortable, and as a result designed a short-sleeved shirt made of piqué knit cotton, with a flexible collar and a tennis tail, familiar to all players of the world nowadays.

Similarly, the circumstances behind the first neon sign are as fascinating. It was George Claude, a French engineer, chemist and inventor who inspired by the Geissler tubes (an early gas discharge tube used to demonstrate the principles of electrical glow discharge) developed neon tube lightening to display in the Paris Motor Show in 1910 (eight years after he lighted his first neon light in his laboratory).

The blow dryer as we know today is attributed to another French, Mr. Alexandre Godefroy, who took inspiration from a device previously used to dry hair, (a device, which as it seems, has multiple uses, like inflating a mattress and sucking in spiders among others, unless you never lived in Australia), the household vacuum cleaner. He created the first hair salon dryer, in from of a dome being put over one’s head (Hello 1950’s).

Another French genius, the mathematician Bernard Lassimon, to counteract the tedious act of sharpening pencils with a knife, came up in 1828 with the idea of two small metal files tilting at ninety degrees in a block of wood, working to whittle, scrape and grind the wood off the pencil to create a tip. If not genius, then I don’t know what you would call this?

See, I wasn’t fooling around (please take note Bill Spencer, in reference to the first post) when I said the French were some talented and canny folk. I like to think I kept my promise?

Abby LaRochelle

Abby is a former PhD student and lecturer of European studies at McGill University. When she's not busy surviving her midlife crisis without going nuts at, you can find her sipping cheap Champagne and nibbling on macarons from Ladurée in the French countryside. Her writing has been featured at Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, Scary Mommy Club Mid, All Women Stalk, Vibrant Nation, Midlife Boulevard, She Writes, BlogHer and Bloggy Moms.

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12 Responses to Pardon My French – 25 Inventions You Didn’t Know Were French

  1. November 25, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Great piece Abby! Very interesting read!

    • November 25, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      I’m happy you liked it Rena. Thank you for dropping by:)
      xx Abby

  2. November 25, 2015 at 5:54 am

    You pretty much had me at bikini.

    • November 25, 2015 at 3:42 pm

      And I’m glad I did Mark. Hope you enjoyed the rest too. Thank you for stopping by.

  3. November 23, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    Wow! That is a seriously interesting and unrelated collection of inventions! From Braille to bikinis…

    They can invent whatever they like, but they’ll never improve on Champagne! I’ll be forever grateful for that. Vive la France! xx

    • November 23, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      I love your “unrelated” Lisa! Rumour has it that Champagne was invented by accident, due to an interruption in the fermenting process. But who cares, I mean what counts is the end result, and the end result is bubbly. Thank you for stopping by:)
      xx Abby

  4. Bill Spencer
    November 23, 2015 at 6:20 am

    C’est magnifique! I did not mind learning more about the bikini at all.

    • November 23, 2015 at 11:10 am

      I bet you didn’t Bill! I guess you’d happy to hear that when they launched it, it was marketed as a two-piece swimming suit that revealed “everything about a girl except her mother’s maiden name”:)

  5. Kathy Minicozzi
    November 23, 2015 at 2:58 am

    I didn’t know all this. Thanks for the information.

    I’ll have to write something similar now on behalf of the Italians. 😉

    • November 23, 2015 at 3:09 am

      You should do that Kathy! I’d be the more than interested to learn something about our southern neighbours. Thank you for stopping by:)

  6. November 22, 2015 at 6:55 pm

    I know that pencil sharpener has saved my hide on many an occasion. Fun Post Abby!

    • November 22, 2015 at 7:16 pm

      I bet it did:) Thank you for the thumbs up, Donna. Phew, I’m glad you liked it.

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