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Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You’ll know what this day’s about. When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it’s such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It’s tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it’s Weasel Stomping. We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.
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Author: Chris Cacciatore

Christine Cacciatore co-authored Baylyn, Bewitched and Cat, Charmed, with sister Jennifer Starkman. They are whimsical stories about witches with secrets, available on Amazon. She is married with three children and one granddaughter. She blogs at the Life and Times of Poopwa Foley and has multiple short stories published.

I’m too young to be a Grandma.

May 8, 2015 Chris Cacciatore

In the early part of August, 2012, I got an interesting phone call while at work. Daughter:  Mom, if you had to hear some big news, would you want to hear it on the phone […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbirth, granddaughter, grandma, mother, pregnant

Lucky Juror Number 13

May 7, 2015 Chris Cacciatore

Jury Duty! How Fun! Recently, I was able to see our legal system at work. And I’m not talking about having to write a big fat check for a speeding ticket from Wisconsin. Not that […]

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Fifty Shades of Play

February 17, 2015 Chris Cacciatore

Bondage.  Spanking.  Whips.  Doms. Subs.  Naughty yet fascinating words that generally have no place in my coffee drinking, husband-hand-holding, go-to-bed early life. Certain authors have glamorized the whole kinky sex thing and made millions in […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBDSM, Fifty Shades of Play, marriage, spanking

I Should Have Listened

October 31, 2014October 30, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

I was 11 and in that “I want to be scared” mood. This has not ended well for me in the past, as my mother fulfilled that request once by jumping out of the closet […]

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Not by the Hairs of my Chinny Chin Chin

October 21, 2014October 21, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

Another Humor Meets Horror Post My husband has put up with it for years. My sister and I have a pact about it. If I wake up in the middle of the night and it’s […]

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One Headlight

October 18, 2014October 17, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

People disappear around here.  Used to be that you couldn’t move in this town without someone knowing what you were doing and who you were doing it with.  Bustling, noisy, trafficky.  Rude people.  Mothers with […]

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Daisies

October 10, 2014October 10, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

Another selection for our Humor Meets Horror Month.  And this is creepy – Donna.    Chester reached behind him, smiling the whole time. “I bought these for you,” he said, pulling the bouquet of flowers […]

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Touch my Nook

October 3, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

It was a Christmas present, my new Nook.  I found out later that the very child I had made fun of for going out shopping on Black Friday had, in fact, waited in line for […]

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The special blue pill

September 29, 2014 Chris Cacciatore

I hear my husband running down the hall to where I stood in the bathroom putting in my contacts. “What is this?” He’s holding out his hand. I look down at it, thinking it’s a […]

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