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How to Circumnavigate the Earth

December 3, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Paul De Lancey, circumnavigating On September 8, 1519, Ferdinand Magellan and 238 seamen of various ranks left Spain to circumnavigate the Earth. It was a long ocean voyage! Just over two years. Only 30 of […]

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Death Doesn’t Become Us

November 1, 2017May 12, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

What people fear the most after speaking in public and being trapped in an elevator with Harvey Weinstein is death. Tucked away in a compartment of our brain labeled “Denial” resides a black-robed figure waving […]

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Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

June 25, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Imagine this scenario: You die. (You could stop right there, but for the sake of this article, please keep reading.) Your family attends your wake. Like any good dead person, you (as a dead person, […]

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I’m Really Sorry

June 3, 2011January 3, 2012 James Schlarmann

Dear World – It’s come to my attention that perhaps I’ve been a bit naive. You see, I just assumed that everyone had my extraordinary gift. I was living life under the false pretense that […]

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