This is an R-rated post. September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you […]
This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s […]
How can you tell if your significant other is cheating? These six signs will tell the tale for them. They stop caring if they fart in front of you, and actually make every attempt […]
Dear World – It’s come to my attention that perhaps I’ve been a bit naive. You see, I just assumed that everyone had my extraordinary gift. I was living life under the false pretense that […]
I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.
Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those […]
Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”
WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found […]
Is robbing a bank really such a crime?
Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.