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My Correspondence With Brad Pitt

June 29, 2011
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This is an R-rated post.   September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you…

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If I’ve Learned Anything…

June 22, 2011
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  This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s…

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Six Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating

June 7, 2011
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  How can you tell if your significant other is cheating? These six signs will tell the tale for them. They stop caring if they fart in front of you, and actually make every attempt…

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I’m Really Sorry

June 3, 2011
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Dear World – It’s come to my attention that perhaps I’ve been a bit naive. You see, I just assumed that everyone had my extraordinary gift. I was living life under the false pretense that…

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Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

May 25, 2011
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I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking. James SchlarmannComedian, writer, musician, bumblebee. You can…

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Joke of the Day 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those…

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Joke of the Day 5.20.2011

May 20, 2011
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Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?” James SchlarmannComedian, writer, musician, bumblebee. You can find James' collective works spread like seed into the Internet. Specifically you can find him…

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Judicious Sex and Congressional Congress

May 19, 2011
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WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found…

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Joke of the Day 5.19.2011

May 19, 2011
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Is robbing a bank really such a crime? James SchlarmannComedian, writer, musician, bumblebee. You can find James' collective works spread like seed into the Internet. Specifically you can find him on Yahoo! TV, Yahoo! Sports,…

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Joke of the Day 5.18.2011

May 18, 2011
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Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though. James SchlarmannComedian, writer, musician, bumblebee. You can find James' collective works spread like seed into…

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