How can you tell if your significant other is cheating? These six signs will tell the tale for them.
- They stop caring if they fart in front of you, and actually make every attempt to only fart around you. (This is especially true if you’re dating a woman)
- During acts of sexual intercourse, they refuse to look you in the eye, choosing instead to hyper-focus their attention on that weird spot on your left thigh. (What the fuck is that thing anyway?)
- They say, “Hey, James, I’m cheating on you with your best friend Leopold. And he’s got a way better penis than you, and doesn’t smell like Swiss cheese.”
- Pretending to not hear you when you ask them “Hey, are you cheating on me by chance?”
- They have little notes written on their shoes, and stuffed into the sleeves of their jacket.
- They stop faking their orgasms. (This is especially true if you’re dating a man)