People say that men are clueless. That we should pay more compliments to women. Well, I got kicked in the groin for paying a woman a compliment.
We were all down at down at the track. One woman was absolutely dusting everyone. At last it was between her in her Camaro and me in my Mustang. She whipped the pants off of me. Beat me by 3 lengths. Then she kicked me in the balls!
You’d think someone would have appreciated being declared “Drag Queen”.