Tag: funeral
Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Viewings
A Michigan funeral home now has a drive-thru window so people can pay their respects to the deceased without having to get out of their car. Though it’s convenient, the drive-thru viewing does have a […]
Unicorn Bites 5/29/14
Friend: Are you coming to my mom’s funeral? Me: Is she gonna make her famous casserole? Friend: She’s dead. Me: Then I’ll pass. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2014 My wife’s favorite filter is […]
Unicorn Bites 10/5/13
The eulogy at my funeral will just be an awkward silence before someone finally says, “Well, the important thing is he’s dead. Let’s party.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 5, 2013 Dear motorcycle […]
Sittin’ Shiva, my diva
Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did, sittin’ […]
Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You
Imagine this scenario: You die. (You could stop right there, but for the sake of this article, please keep reading.) Your family attends your wake. Like any good dead person, you (as a dead person, […]