The Trump Cabinet Quiz

“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for […]
“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for […]
Sometimes we HO writers are more Outcasts than Humorists. I have been watching Hollywood musicals since I could toddle to the TV and change the channel myself. I am a freak for all things Hollywood, […]
A Midsummer Night’s Shakespeare with Ryan Gosling by Paul Lander To prove that nothing is outside Ryan Gosling’s range as an actor, just add “Hey, Girl” to a line in Shakespeare and let Gosling […]
Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping […]
I read an article that said chocolate might not exist by the year 2020 because the demand exceeds the supply. This, to me, is a terrifying thought. However, before you panic, know that I found […]
I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]
Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant. He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete. Even then, I’m sure she […]
Friend: Are you coming to my mom’s funeral? Me: Is she gonna make her famous casserole? Friend: She’s dead. Me: Then I’ll pass. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2014 My wife’s favorite filter is […]
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
And so the inevitable happens. We all know and agree that Steve Buscemi is one of the finest actors around. Steve Buscemi himself knows this. He often works with the Coen Brothers and is not […]