I believe you when you say, you’re not really funny.
Here’s the thing Alixandra – You know the way, you’re not actually funny and are really mean and people think you’re joking? Well, you’ve just told people that you’re really mean so now the game […]
An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.
Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping […]
I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.
Well, that escalated quickly…
While most were often unappreciative of Fozzie Bear’s jokes, Scooter usually liked them and the two often did acts together.
Like BoBo the Bear, it’s not uncommon for those of us in the non-bear community to come face to face with everyday obstacles. In a perfect world without Bon Jovi, we would all have a […]
Unicorn Bites 2/13/14
Wife: You never sweep me off my feet. Me: *sweeps her leg* It’s like she’s never seen “Karate Kid.” That’s her own fault. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 13, 2014 Wife: Would you give me […]
Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.
When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your […]