When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your hands. As I continually clap my hands, in respect of my utter, outright and undeniable brilliance, I do so with a slight hint of regret. It’s a shame that I don’t have a son or another son to share my vast, unlimited knowledge with. I could shape him in my effigy and we could rule these 14 Eastern European countries, together. Who knows, one of these days I might have a son. Until then I will have to practice my father/son talks with my imaginary son and yes, he is a magnificent and fascinating son of a genius:
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See what we missed growing without texting?
Surely you can’t grow without texting?
Damn those smarter-than-me Smart Phones!!
I told my Smart Phone that I was the smarter than it and it only went and spoke back to me! Damn those smarter-than-me Smart Phones!!
Instead of saying, “Well, this is awkward,” Dad should have said, “I knew that.”
That aside, I would make a damn cool dad!
Smart phones are responsible for tearing down that important wall that needs to exist between parent and child.
I agree.
Psst, I agree too but, psst, keep it quiet!
Then maybe we need dumb phone that leave that wall alone!