Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.

When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your hands. As I continually clap my hands, in respect of my utter, outright and undeniable brilliance, I do so with a slight hint of regret. It’s a shame that I don’t have a son or another son to share my vast, unlimited knowledge with. I could shape him in my effigy and we could rule these 14 Eastern European countries, together. Who knows, one of these days I might have a son. Until then I will have to practice my father/son talks with my imaginary son and yes, he is a magnificent and fascinating son of a genius:


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10 thoughts on “Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.”

    1. I told my Smart Phone that I was the smarter than it and it only went and spoke back to me! Damn those smarter-than-me Smart Phones!!

  1. Instead of saying, “Well, this is awkward,” Dad should have said, “I knew that.”

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