9 thoughts on “I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.”

1. Bill Y, this post makes me teary eyed to the point that I feel sorry for Sarah Jessica Parker being remotely mentioned with Bon Jovi.

2. Funny, the way you separate Catholics from humans! 😉

   1. Bill Y is not one to jump on the Catholic horse-wagon! 😉

3. Your imaginary kids don’t like Mr. Livin’ on a Prayer. It’s the hair I tell ya. But its sooooo much more they could cringe at.

   Why not hate Van Halen? Have you seen David Lee Roth lately telling grandpa stories on stage because he forgot the lyrics to Hot for Teacher? What about Judas Priest with the Ripper? How about Phil Anselmo who just won’t stop with his Aryan skinhead crap at Dimefest. What about Kiss? Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley annoy me, especially after what they did to Ace Freely. However, I’ll let Gene’s tongue get a pass.

   And Family Guy called it right on Sarah Jessica Parker. She is a foot.

   1. Fine questions each one of them alas the reason behind the severe Bon Jovi hatred must remain a secret but one of these days, this will change.

4. Bill Y, your humanitarian ways of thinking always astound me. Tolerance for all, but do you think the horses agree??

   1. They do Don Don’s. They agree with me thoroughbredly!

5. Are you implying Sarah Jessica Parker is a bone-afide thoroughbred? That she’s a pretty little filly? That you’d like to ride her?

   This is cold season, and who among us, at one time or another, hasn’t been (cough, cough) a little hoarse?

   1. I would like to take Sarah Jessica Parker by the reins and ride her and there’s more like me out there.

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