Wife: You never sweep me off my feet. Me: *sweeps her leg* It’s like she’s never seen “Karate Kid.” That’s her own fault. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 13, 2014 Wife: Would you give me […]
Often I wonder…well, not often… maybe once…honestly, it was about 30 minutes ago…how can we “class up” wrestling? I know what you’re thinking: Why fool with perfection? But sometimes you just have to take that […]
I want to write a poem about “Truth,” “Honor,” “Dignity,” and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.