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Tag: John Travolta
An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.
Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping […]
Unicorn Bites 3/21/14
“Grease” is so fake. I’ll go along with a 24-year-old John Travolta being in high school, but I refuse to believe he wanted to bang a woman. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 21, 2014 Me: […]
Actor Who Believes We Are All Possessed By Alien Souls Mispronounced a Name On TV
Oscar fans all over the world are rushing to make fun of actor John Travolta for mispronouncing singer Idina Menzel’s name before her Academy Awards performance of ‘Let It Go’ from the movie Frozen. Travolta […]
If I wanted a Nic Travolta t-shirt, I would have asked for one.
The one thing I don’t want in life is bitterness. The only time I have ever been bitter was when I drank a pint of bitter on a bitter cold night, listening to “Bittersweet Symphony” […]
Kirstie Alley’s Love Confessions
Kirstie Alley boasted in an interview that at separate times, she and John Travolta and she and Patrick Swayze had intense romantic feelings of love for each other even though when she met them she […]
Nic Cage is two faced
Of all the questions that people ask, perhaps the most important one is ‘How can I tell if someone steals my invisible bike?’. There is a logical answer to this question but logic to me, […]