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Bad Dream Bingo

May 23, 2016May 23, 2016 Roz Warren

First you wake up screaming. Then you turn on the light, take a deep breath (and a couple of Valium) and play Bad Dream Bingo. Bingo Card is here: Roz Warren is the author of […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Ongoing Seriesaffairs, bad dream bingo, Bears, bingo, humor, humoroutcasts, monsters, nightmares, Our Bodies, Our Shelves, President Trump, Roz Warren, sexting, Tsunami

Revenge!

March 24, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

There’s an old Chinese saying “The person who seeks revenge should dig two graves.” I thought of this as I read a story about a man attempting to publicly shame his cheating wife and her […]

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5 CommentsFictionaffairs, revenge

Kirstie Alley’s Love Confessions

November 8, 2012November 8, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Kirstie Alley boasted in an interview that at separate times, she and John Travolta and she and Patrick Swayze  had intense romantic feelings of love for each other even though when she met them she […]

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7 CommentsLifestyle, Movies & TVaffairs, Jenny Craig, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, marriage, Parker Stevenson, Patrick Swayze, Scientiology

The Stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger

October 1, 2012October 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Arnold Schwarzenegger says his affair with a housekeeper’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done. Nah, surely that’s “Jingle All The Way?”

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayaffairs, Arnold Schwarzenegger, housekeepers, humor, Maria Shriver

The Religious Newt Gingrich

February 1, 2012February 1, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich is tired of President Obama respecting everyone else’s religion and wants him to “respect our religion instead” referring to Christianity. Gingrich, who converted to Catholicism after his second divorce and third marriage, and […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayaffairs, catholic church, christianity, divorce, humor, infidelity, Newt Gingrich, Obama, politics

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