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Trump Announces His Official Precedential Liebrary

April 13, 2021April 13, 2021 Tim Jones

Mar-a-Lago, FL – President Trump today revealed his long-awaited plans for his presidential library. It will officially be known as the Donald J. Trump Precedential Liebrary, Resort, Casino and Adult Video Store. In a press […]

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1 CommentPoliticsPresident Trump, presidential libraries, Trump, Trump legacy, trump library, Trump Presidential Library

Trump’s Final Days – As Reported by Different Media

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Tim Jones

[The following is political satire and not necessarily the news.] In looking back over Donald Trump’s tumultuous final 2 & 1/2 months in office, the storm of chaotic tweets, rallies and related events only intensified, […]

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PoliticsImpeachment, inauguration, President Trump, presidential election, Trump, Trump loses, trump rally

Trump Translation Guide

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 Tim Jones

Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he […]

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A Three Way With President Trump? No Thanks.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018 Roz Warren

My pal Dave has a problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. Just the opposite. Dave used to have a very special relationship with Stormy. He was a single guy […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Lifeporn star, President Trump, Stormy Daniels, StormyGate

A Very Scary Fairy Tale – The Angry Orange Ogre

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Tim Jones

Tim Jones: Hey kids. Wanna hear a bedtime story? Several young children: Yes, Mr. Tim! Please tell us a story! Tim: Okay, but I should warn you. It’s a scary tale! Johnny (age 9): I […]

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2 CommentsPolitics#politics, fairy tale, President Trump, Trump

Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra And A Nice Hot Bath: What I Learned From Magazines This Week

April 30, 2017 Roz Warren

Actress Rita Moreno wakes up humming. People (5/1/17) Riding a roller coaster with your partner makes you more attractive to each other. People (5/1/17) The image on the commemorative stamp the Central African Republic recently […]

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3 CommentsEveryday LifeFrank Sinatra, hot baths, magazines, Mah-jongg, Marilyn Monroe, President Trump, running

Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition

February 12, 2017February 12, 2017 Tim Jones

[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.]  Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Announces “Ties” to China

January 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

New York – On President Trump’s first day back at his oval office in Trump Tower, he held a press conference at the 9/11 Memorial. “I love all first responders. I love you from the […]

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Bad Dream Bingo

May 23, 2016May 23, 2016 Roz Warren

First you wake up screaming. Then you turn on the light, take a deep breath (and a couple of Valium) and play Bad Dream Bingo. Bingo Card is here: Roz Warren is the author of […]

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