The Trouble with Tariffs

Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
New York – On President Trump’s first day back at his oval office in Trump Tower, he held a press conference at the 9/11 Memorial. “I love all first responders. I love you from the […]
This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing […]
Mark Burnett, reality television king and creator of the hit Survivor, announced his newest venture into reality TV – The Apprentice President. The show will premiere on January 20th, 2017, when Donald Trump, the […]
Another circus took place last week in Philly. The Democratic National Convention opened, and they pitched a more colorful tent than the Republicans. The message about the country was more uplifting and Chachi stayed […]
Bulgarian Dessert AYRAN (yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups Bulgarian or plain yogurt 2½ cups water ½ teaspoon salt PREPARATION Add yogurt to large bowl. Beat yogurt with whisk or electric blender set on medium until […]
Chadian Entree PEANUT SQUASH STEW INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds summer squash (zucchini, patty pan, or crookneck) 2½ tablespoons peanut or vegetable oil 1 teaspoon salt 2 cups roasted peanuts 1 teaspoon brown sugar SPECIAL UTENSIL Dutch […]
Swedish Entree SAILOR’S BEEF (sjömansbiff) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds round steak (½” thick or 8 slices) 2 yellow onions 1½ pounds brown potatoes 1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later) ½ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon salt […]