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Bad Dream Bingo

May 23, 2016
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First you wake up screaming. Then you turn on the light, take a deep breath (and a couple of Valium) and play Bad Dream Bingo.

Bingo Card is here:

Roz Warren is the author of OUR BODIES, OUR SHELVES: LIBRARY HUMOR.

Roz Warren

Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider's Tales of Library Life, both of which you should buy immediately.

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19 Responses to Bad Dream Bingo

  1. May 24, 2016 at 10:50 am

    Sharing.

  2. Kelly
    May 24, 2016 at 8:22 am

    Ugh the bear one makes me nervous about camping!

  3. May 24, 2016 at 5:12 am

    Haha!! Too funny. I must say, from an Australian point of view, ‘President Trump’ is a super scary thought. Just can’t imagine him as the leader of the U.S of A. I’m going to have to Google ‘Joyce Carol Oates’.

  4. May 23, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    OMG I’m glad I’m not going to sleep yet. Those are all my worst nightmares!

  5. May 23, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Hilarious………and a fit scary! My Mom used to love playing bingo. I once went to the Indian Reservation with her….she took 7 cards. I had a hard time following 2! Her cards never looked like this!

    • May 23, 2016 at 9:42 pm

      I meant a bit not fit……….grrrrr……………….. typing too fast!

  6. May 23, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Too many to mention. I don’t like playing this game!

  7. May 23, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Oh yikes, the ghost coming to get me is scary enough! I’ve had that nightmare one too many times lol.

  8. May 23, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    Sounds about right. Some nights are an experience— in hell.

  9. May 23, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Hah! Now I’m going to have nightmares for sure.

  10. hillsmom
    May 23, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Too many to count here! Thunder storm starting. Over and out! Cheers.

  11. May 23, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    BINGO! I won several ways. Too fun.

  12. May 23, 2016 at 11:37 am

    I show up at high school, many years after the fact, in my pajamas.

  13. bill
    May 23, 2016 at 11:35 am

    President Trump is a gimme. Even his own party’s leaders detest him.

  14. May 23, 2016 at 11:30 am

    My own nightmares tend to run more towards President Hillary Clinton, but President Trump isn’t exactly a wet dream, either. The worst nightmare is both of them getting nominations and having to choose between them.

  15. May 23, 2016 at 11:02 am

    Wow, Roz — what an impressive nightmare list! The Joyce Carol Oates mention was especially hilarious. I’m wondering if she writes a novel a day, 365 a year — with a one-day break every four years on Leap Day?

  16. May 23, 2016 at 11:00 am

    My first really belly laugh of the week! Oh, if only I could remember my own dreams! This is super clever, Roz.

  17. May 23, 2016 at 10:56 am

    It’s scary how many of those things are actually happening to me!

  18. Mister Wonderful
    May 23, 2016 at 10:53 am

    Wonderful!



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