Schroedinger’s Politics
There is at the same time nothing and everything funny about modern American politics. We have lost sight of our founding principles and our voice in government has been silenced. So this one time, I […]
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Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?
During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely […]
In Defense of Facebook – by Barney Likezitt
[Note from the Staff of Humor Outcasts: We invite you to enjoy this guest commentary by Barney Likezitt, an ardent Facebook advocate who would like to defend this social media site against its detractors. The […]
Donald Trump’s Latest Five-Day Weather Forecast
Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll […]
East Coast Earthquake Made Washington Wobble
Earthquakes recently hit northern California and the Midwest–nothing major, but it reminded me of one that shook up Washington, D.C. back in the summer of 2011. Major quakes aren’t common in the East, and some […]
Alabama Proposes Reinstating Slavery
[Author’s Warning: This week’s post is in response to the Alabama State Legislature’s decision to pass the most draconian anti-abortion law in the country. So, if you’re from Alabama, or perhaps just a big Crimson […]
An Objection to Dog Park Ejection
I was kicked out of the dog park because no canine would vouch for me. The cop was pleasant but firm as he ushered me out the double gates. A Chocolate Labrador and some sort […]
MAGA March Madness Brackets Preview
It’s that time of year when millions of Americans take off early from work, head to the nearest bar, grab a seat in front of a large screen TV and go crazy with March Madness […]
Trump Translation Guide
Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he […]
BREAKING NEWS: Canada Announces Plans to Build Southern Border Wall
Ottawa – Today, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau delivered a landmark speech to the combined chambers of the Canadian Parliament. He announced his plans to erect a 50-foot-tall wall along the entire length of the […]