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Happy 75th Birthday, Arnold Schwarzenegger: Oh, my aching baaaack!

July 30, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/21

May 7, 2021May 7, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news (like the story about Arnold Schwarzenegger) doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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War of the Fake Meat-Eaters

August 24, 2020 Karen Galatz
War of the Fake Meat-Eaters

You’ve heard of the War of the Roses? The 100 Years War? WWI and WWII, of course. Well, welcome to my house and the War of the Fake Meat-Eaters vs me. It’s not a global […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleArnold Schwarzenegger, fake meat-eaters, plant-eaters, vegan

Breaking: Arnold’s New Catchphrase

September 17, 2019 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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2 Commentscartoons, Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Movies & TVArnold Schwarzenegger, parody, satire, Terminator

A Dozen Things About Ahnold You May Not Know

August 15, 2015August 15, 2015 Stan Silliman

A DOZEN THINGS ABOUT AHNOLD YOU MAY NOT KNOW 1) Ahnold felt like he picked the perfect situation to run for governor. To him it wasn’t just a recall of Governor Gray Davis, it was […]

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Movie Review: Credibility Is Terminated

August 11, 2015August 12, 2015 Mark R Hunter

Well, he said he’d be back. Terminator Genisys brings back “Ahnald” Schwarzenegger as a Terminator, who is continually sent back in time to kill someone who will eventually defeat a machine revolution, or to defend […]

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The Stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger

October 1, 2012October 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Arnold Schwarzenegger says his affair with a housekeeper’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done. Nah, surely that’s “Jingle All The Way?”

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The Muscle Confusion Workout — Is my Pain Worth It?

August 3, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I will admit that my brain is already addled from everyday wear and tear. It can get confused easily, so I try not to overload it with too much information. So, in an effort to […]

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